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Man: Well, what\u2019ve you got?<\/p>\n
Waitress: Well, there\u2019s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;<\/p>\n
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam\u2026<\/p>\n
Waitress: \u2026spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam\u2026<\/p>\n
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!<\/p>\n
Waitress: \u2026or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.<\/p>\n
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?<\/p>\n
Waitress: Well, there\u2019s spam egg sausage and spam, that\u2019s not got much spam in it.<\/p>\n
Wife: I don\u2019t want ANY spam!<\/p>\n
Man: Why can\u2019t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?<\/p>\n
Wife: THAT\u2019S got spam in it!<\/p>\n
Man: Hasn\u2019t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?<\/p>\n
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)<\/p>\n
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?<\/p>\n
Waitress: Urgghh!<\/p>\n
Wife: What do you mean \u2018Urgghh\u2019? I don\u2019t like spam!<\/p>\n
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!<\/p>\n
Waitress: Shut up!<\/p>\n
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!<\/p>\n
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can\u2019t have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.<\/p>\n
Wife (shrieks): I don\u2019t like spam!<\/p>\n
Man: Sshh, dear, don\u2019t cause a fuss. I\u2019ll have your spam. I love it. I\u2019m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!<\/p>\n
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!<\/p>\n
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.<\/p>\n
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?<\/p>\n
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam\u2026 (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)<\/p>\n
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!<\/p>\n
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